After marriage, ek baar Ramu ka ex-roommate Shamu uske ghar usse milne aata hai. Ramu & his beautiful bride Situ really took care of Shamu.He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari & bedsheet for him on the verandah floor.
At this Shamu retorted, "khud bistar par aur mujhe zamin par? Lagta hai dosti main darar aa gayi hai!"So, Ramu pacified him & setup a bed for him.Shamu again retorted, "khud andar aur mujhe bahar? Lagta hai dosti main darar aa gayi hai!"
Ramu felt bad & set Shamu's bed in the drawing room. Shamu objected, "khud andar AC room main aur mujhe bahar garmi main? Ek waqt tha ki ham donon sote the ek hi kamre main!"!Ramu said that he was a married man now but Shamu again said, "lagta hai dosti main darar aa gayi hai!"
Ramu's bedroom could accomodate only a bed & a sofa, so Ramu setup Shamu in his bedroom on the sofa where the AC was fitted. After some time, Shamu woke up Ramu & said that he was uncomfortable on the lumpy sofa.At this, Ramu was very irritated & said, "Hadd ho gayi yar!! A line has to be drawn somewhere!" Shamu said, "Bas kya!! tu shadi ke baad ek dam badal gaya hai.lagta hai dosti main darar aa gayi hai!"
Ramu, the good soul that he was, relented & let Shamu sleep on the bed. His wife slept on the left side of the bed, himself in between & Shamu on the right.After some time Shamu again complained that he wanted to s leep in the middle of the bed as he kept falling off the bed when he changed sides. Ramu wailed, "This is too much, yaar! There is a limit to everything..."Shamu became very emotional & said, "Bas kya, you don't trust ME?!? Lagta hai dosti main definitely darar aa gayi hai!"
Finally, good old Ramu gave in again, & let him old pesty pal sleep between him & his wife.In the morning, Shamu told Ramu, "Yaar, your wife is a very chalu lady. She held my tool all through the night !!!"
Ramu quietly replied "That was me, & not my wife. I just had to do it!"NAHI TO DARAAR MAIN DOSTI CHALI JATI!!!