Aladdin, Genie N Osama bin

Aladdin, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lamp and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
Aladdin says, "I'm poor, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also be poor. I want a lot of money." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* Aladdin will be forever rich .
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
George W. Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
George W. Bush says, "Fill it with water."