Man vs Woman

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife canspend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and lovehim a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try tounderstand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men area lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a newargument.
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