Pak-Pak-Perfectionist

Aamir's wife is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls her over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the film shooting of Ghajini," sez the wife. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like that a few intersections back, Aamir fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the wife. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."